Legalectric

Little Bro off to do some Retirement Planning — find the jackass in this photo! Also, rumor has it there may be an investigative piece on David’s theory in a local paper soon, that thorough journalistic expertise is being applied with due diligence.

(Just in – here it is to prove I don’t always hit delete or junk! David’s one for indiscriminate forwarding and doesn’t appreciate the hilarious results of a dyslixic boob painstakingly plunking on the keyboard, descriptions of unearthing the lift stations at the resort, or probing journeys into sinusoidal cavities, and the photos…)

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg Plan

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And speaking of retirement planning, he’s probably the guy sitting on the Minnesota $47 million lottery ticket!